Hold the Whipped Cream

It’s a Christmas miracle. B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y. (at Olvera...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:10:29 -0400

It’s a Christmas miracle. B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y. (at Olvera Street)

AND NOW TARGET ADS FOUND OUT I HAVE ADHD AND ARE TRYING TO SELL...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:33:48 -0400

AND NOW TARGET ADS FOUND OUT I HAVE ADHD AND ARE TRYING TO SELL ME DRUGS IS THAT YOU BIG BROTHER GET OUT OF MY BROWSER COOKIES.

What doesn’t kill you makes for a great story. Case in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:09:32 -0400

What doesn’t kill you makes for a great story. Case in point: the childhood mullet. #tbt #thanksselena

Parents of Tampa woman involved in abortion pill story speak out

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:48:40 -0400

Parents of Tampa woman involved in abortion pill story speak out:

That time your mom sends you a news story about a guy slipping his pregnant girlfriend the abortion pill and you recognize his name as THE BOY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON IN THE THIRD GRADE AND OH MY GOD LIFE CHOICES.

Those target ads do a great job of making me feel ashamed of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:58:55 -0400

Those target ads do a great job of making me feel ashamed of things I’ve considered buying.

The emojis on the new Google Hangout are the greatest things to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:30 -0400

The emojis on the new Google Hangout are the greatest things to happen to my workday.

Ever.

Me: Let's go to the mall!

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:37:51 -0400

Me: Let's go to the mall!
Mike: Ugh... I really don't want to.
Me: Fine. I'll go alone. I'll bring my iPod to drown out the deafening silence... in my heart.
Mike: ALL RIGHT WE'LL GO JESUS CHRIST.

Running out of coffee creamer means making a cafe con leche...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:43:48 -0400

Running out of coffee creamer means making a cafe con leche instead. Which isn’t a real problem at all.

#throwbackfriday?

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:25:10 -0400

#throwbackfriday?

My dad burnt and mailed me a Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:44:00 -0400

My dad burnt and mailed me a Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young CD.

He’s a pretty generous guy when it comes to the things he buys his kids or the money he sends our way, but my favorite presents from him are always the ones that are free (or cost a few stamps).

I don’t think I’ll share that with him, though. My patio set is pretty fucking great.

Dr. Banner is my spirit animal. Today especially.

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:29:58 -0400

Dr. Banner is my spirit animal.

Today especially.

Rah.

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:25:39 -0400

Rah.

paleofuture: $18 for a Dozen Eggs by 2010? Inflation Fears in...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:09:24 -0400

paleofuture:

$18 for a Dozen Eggs by 2010? Inflation Fears in 1982

Someone’s going to tell me where this mythical $2.00 gallon of gas is, so I can drive my $70,000 American compact car to it while eating my $12.00 pound of bacon.

binxbolling: jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:58:19 -0400

binxbolling:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

I wish that was my penis.

The Internet is a wondrous, magical place.

Happy Fucking Thursday from the giant brown dildo sitting behind...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:10:45 -0400

Happy Fucking Thursday from the giant brown dildo sitting behind me.

Fitz and the Tantrums @ Jimmy Kimmel!! (at Jimmy Kimmel Live!...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:26:10 -0400

Fitz and the Tantrums @ Jimmy Kimmel!! (at Jimmy Kimmel Live! Greenroom)

Richard Fucking Madden is going to play Cinderella’s...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:34:42 -0400

Richard Fucking Madden is going to play Cinderella’s Prince.

How long does it take to make a movie again? I need to make a countdown calendar.

"It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:04:40 -0400

“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people.”

- Mike Jeffries, CEO of Abercombie & Fitch

Billy Bob from Varsity Blues just requested me on LinkedIn, so I...

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:56:15 -0400

Billy Bob from Varsity Blues just requested me on LinkedIn, so I guess Tuesday’s all downhill from here.

There is only so much work that can be done on a gloomy...

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:37:38 -0400

There is only so much work that can be done on a gloomy Monday.

So here’s hoping coming up with a rainy day playlist will increase productivity… you know, other than the half hour that was lost creating it.