So there’s this website called “thebestcolleges.org” (wtf?), and they’ve named Florida State one of the most beautiful colleges in the country. Yeah, cool, we already knew that.

But this is the main photo. Not Westcott Fountain, not our stadium that looks like a red brick castle, but this. This is a view of the Sweet Shop (a sandwich place), and an off-campus dorm called Southgate. Also, before this was built, it was the location of the bar where Ted Bundy met his prey.

And lastly, Heritage Grove is not “one of the most noteworthy areas of Florida State, featuring several interesting buildings and sports complexes as well the Westcott building.” It’s where they relocated most of the fraternity houses to keep the douchery and date rape a safe distance away from campus (unless, of course, all that changed in the 3 1/2 years since I’ve been there).

Get your shit straight, obscure website.

EDIT: They list Everest University and University of Phoenix as their Featured Colleges. All credibility = gone.