“So I guess tomorrow’s a spankin’ day for you, huh?”
—
A co-worker to my boss, whose birthday is tomorrow.
We’re real informal in this office.
February 2011
January 2011
“Why give her a diamond when you can give the family jewels?”
—
A CBS commercial suggesting men get their prostates checked.
Because sometimes, the gods are on my side.
(via becauseitwasfun)
Best “jewelry” commercial ever.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE 3 CUPS OF COFFEE BEFORE 11AM @&*$^**$&@%@^$&!!!
Khloe Kardashian likes our show.
Okay fine, you’re not that ridiculous.
Listen
If Kathleen Kelly were a real, live, breathing person, I think this would be a part of her life-soundtrack.
“Warwick Avenue”- Duffy
These will be my last 2 1/2 weeks of answering phones.
Something I’ve done off and on since I was 17.*
This is monumental.
*More off than on, but it sounds more dramatic this way.
Buzzin
Shwayze
Here’s another party to which I arrived late.
The Shwayze party.
“Buzzin”- Shwayze
Coloring in scuffs on your boots with a permanent marker...
… cheap or resourceful?
