myquirkylife asked: You hate whipped cream and I hate whipped cream, I can definitely see us getting along!
brynnherman: Flaming Lips- The W.A.N.D. I...
Brag all you want about the Rays, scoff all you...
… but here’s another thing the Yankees have that the Rays don’t: a stadium in Tampa. Go Greater Tampa Bay Metropolitian Area Rays.
Headcolds, laryngitis, bronchitis, and perhaps...
Oh, you know, just the shit that’s going around my office right now. I’m hoping lots of sleep, extra veggies, a shot of Emergen-C, and extra offerings to my voo-doo doll will be enough to fend off the disgusting germs that are floating around here. I imagine the cloud of disease to look something like Hexxus from Ferngully. I need to go hide in that Tree of Life thing.
48. In the long run, loyalty trumps ambition every...
(via rulesformyunbornson) I still believe that. Even in this city.
one forty plus.: Twitter Isn't "Over", I'm Over... →
Last week in Los Angeles I participated in a live Q&A as part of an ASCAP expo on songwriting. When the topic of Twitter came up, I explained my waning interest in it being part of my daily life. By no means do I think it’s over as a medium altogether, but I do think that the days of “Twitter: The… John Mayer’s eschewing Twitter for Tumblr. Word of advice to Jay May: you...
The Tudors = Best Show Ever
New Knight: Wench, how would you like to suck the c*** of man who's a member of the Order of the Guard? What would your friends say?
Wench: They'd tell me not to swallow a story like that.
This just in... I finished in the top 27th...
Me: HIKING?! I haven't even been to Runyon since that time we almost went and then got breakfast at Doughboys instead.
Shamus: Yeah, but that was the BEST time.
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my...– J. Botherton Mauro’s (Anna Banana’s boyfriend) weekend status. I really likey.
Race Day tomorrow. WISH ME LUCK!!
Ahh herrd yer FAYMUSS!!!!!!!!– Joanna’s new pick-up line for the C-List and Z-List celebrities we saw at some bar that looked like a Turkish bathhouse (WHERE EVERYONE SMOKED). I left smelling like cigarettes, sin, and crushed dreams.
Snoop Dogg GPS Voice Add-on to TomToms →
I’m in dire need of a GPS out here… and now I have another reason to get one.
Potassium... I Need a Break from Bananas
Everyone knows that bananas are good sources of potassium (even the homeless woman I gave one to, but that’s another story). So the day after a hard workout, I try to eat a few of them. I like bananas and all… but sometimes I don’t feel like eating them. So here are a few other foods I found that are also good sources of potassium. Turns out three of them are in my lunch! ...
Boom Boom POW
Oh sure.. crack jokes on the girl who knows nothing/doesn't care about football.
Mike aka "The Ex": So who do you think the Rams are gonna pick in the draft? Hahahaha
Me: Your mom. On the kitchen floor.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you’ll meet the same...– Wilson Mizner That one was for Marge, who unfortunately was the statue instead of the pigeon today.
You Know It's Going to Be a Great Day When...
The porn star who has a balcony facing your office brings a “friend” in a matching bathrobe onto said balcony. As he faces his “friend” and opens his bathrobe like a wingspan (away from you), your entire office staff goes out into the breezeway to hoot, holler, and clap. Did I mention I love my job?
becauseitwasfun: I created a tumblr just to make it easier to stalk people. I’m pretty sure this is Maggie. And this is the only post on her blog.
For People Who Live in L.A...
Since I’ve decided to permanently reside here (okay… technically I made that decision as I left LAX on August 15th), I need to give up the doctors I’ve been seeing since I was a wee little girl in Tampa and find new ones out here. I need: a general practitioner— preferably a lady an eye doctor— ophthalmologist, not optometrist I figured this was better than Yelping...
This is the only reason why I'm on Twitter: to... →
Finding a master list of Twittering trucks makes my head want to explode with Korean BBQ and grilled cheese.
lydiasofia: “Many the Miles” by Sara Bareilles ...
You have to do your own growing— no matter how tall your grandfather was.– Abraham Lincoln
Shitty starts to the week are almost always cured...
Norah Jones, Jack Johnson, Fleetwood Mac… … yeah, it’s gonna be alright.
Dear Girl Who Leisurely Walked on the Treadmill...
I totally knew that was you who farted. Thanks for that.
Workouts from Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday: 4 hours Saturday morning stretch: 10 minutes 3 mile run intervals: 45 minutes Post-run stretch: 10 minutes Icing knee after run: 15 minutes Not being self-conscious when I finish my run in just a sports bra: Worth every minute of it.
New Ab Workout.. This Time from Kacia
My permanent trainer*, Kacia (Kay-sha), showed me a good ab workout yesterday. Get in the push-up position, then bring your right knee to your right elbow. Touch them together if you can. Return to the starting position. Then do it with the left. That’s one. Do 15. Then do 3 sets of that. For an added kick in the ass, Joanna said to try crossing them— right knee to left elbow and...