September 2009
I'm really hoping the day never comes when I leave work and am not excited to go back.
Listen
Alice in Chains is on Kimmel tonight. I watched their soundcheck today… and they’re my new obsession that should’ve began long ago.
“Check My Brain”- Alice in Chains
Also… in case you haven’t seen what these guys look like, they look like they could be characters in Guitar Hero. Especially the Lenny Kravitz lookalike.
“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.”
—Rafiki - The Lion King (via littlemiss) (via papertissue) (via haileyyy)
I was, am, and will always be baffled by the trend of women not wearing lined bras.
Congratulations. You’re cold. Now cover that shit up.
“I think my vibrator’s broken.”
—Marisa, referring to her phone.
“Please just go, little girl, the city calls to her
This is your chance, this is your freedom
Please don’t go, little girl, her father says to her
It won’t work out, it won’t be easy” —“Elephant and Castle” (via jeninla)
This is your chance, this is your freedom
Please don’t go, little girl, her father says to her
It won’t work out, it won’t be easy” —“Elephant and Castle” (via jeninla)
“I also really want him to start lotioning his hands. He’s always had really dry hands.”
—Wifey, explaining her standards for a wedding date. Or just a date in general.
Dear Germans Rendezvousing Outside My Bedroom Window at 3am:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I may or may not have been in a cab while the driver committed a hit-and-run.
So if you own a car parked on Poinsettia and your side mirror is all kinds of fucked up, you should start looking for a Middle Eastern cab driver (there can’t be that many of them, can there?).
But he’ll probably just say to you what he said to us (“I deedn’t do that.”).
Good luck. And that sucks about your car. Try parking on a less narrow street next time.
If it’s any consolation, I’d leave a note if it were me that hit it. But then it’d probably just look like this.
“The wives who rap together stay together.”
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Yeah, that’s why I keep her around.
“Oh, you’re sick? You should put some Neosporin inside your nose. That’ll take it away real quick.”
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My Dad
WHAT?! What the fuck, Simon.
I have the beginnings of a cold.
FUCK.
Twitter Verdict
For the time being, I’m not joining. I can barely think of enough half-ass things to say on my blog some days, and I just feel like my tweets would be the Cliffs Notes version of my blog. Which would be extremely vain.
In other news, I proudly made someone else’s Twitter today. Marisa quoted me: “Brittany: He does have nice arms. That might be why he’s allergic to sleeves.”
So basically my plan is to say enough weird things and in turn tweet by proxy.
