- Go back in time and don’t use fertility treatment so you don’t end up with three hundred children
- While you’re there back in time, don’t agree to have your lives taped
I was never really a fan of the show (the only we-enjoy-collecting-kids show I watch is 18 Kids and Counting… because if you’re going to collect kids you might as well collect the most and then make them wear weird outfits and form a family orchestra), but now I just want them to get a divorce so they’ll cancel the show. I doubt they’ll create a Jon Plus 8 Every Other Weekend and Various Holidays, and Kate Plus 8 When She’s Not on a Book Tour.
But maybe they could call it Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate. What a ring that one has.