January 2012
Probably my favorite Michael Jackson song ever,...
Reblog With Your Most Hated Cliché Phrases So That...
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From a little known town called New York City
It is what it is.
At the end of the day.
Long story short…
Everything happens for a reason you guyzzzz.
Today on Facebook, NPR asked:
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HR specialists say boomer parents are advocating on behalf of young adult children, calling up to negotiate better benefits, protest a poor evaluation, etc. NPR seeks to interview people about this. Employers - have you experienced it? Parents - if you’ve done this, why? 20-something employees — if your parent has done this, did you appreciate...
A Double Dose of Nostalgia
Me: I went to this comedy show last night, and Howie Mandel dropped in. But all I wanted to hear was Bobby's voice.
Mom: Howie Mandel! I have him on cassette tape!
“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have...”
– Julia Child
“It’s too early for rap.”
– Mike, hating on my music while I make him drive me back from Big Bear to my office at 6am.
Two Very Important Pieces of News
S&P has downgraded the credit ratings of NINE countries in Europe.
Three bars next to Florida State have been closed down due to mold and E.coli poisoning.
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... and the unemployment rate just went down...
Only in LA...
… would I have better luck job-hunting while lying by a pool drinking champagne than sitting at my computer e-mailing cover letters and resumes.
“Those Cubans are on to something— they know how to take dirt cheap stuff...”
– Mike, summarizing all Cuban cuisine in one sentence.
The grass isn't greener on the other side; it's...
December 2011
“Haven’t you ever wondered about when the sun blows up and everyone’s...”
– Mia
Now I’m nervous.
“It’s colder than a meat locker in here!”
– Mia, who is 10, and most likely has no idea what a meat locker really is.
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The process of packing alone makes me want to...
“All your work. All your play. None of it compares to one night spent next to the...”
– I wrote this for you
I’ve seen this a few times today and I call bullshit. I read this and think the source is saying that your romantic relationship is more important than anything else in your life. Your career. Your entertainment. Your friends. Your family. You.
And not even the relationship,...
Taking a Self-Diagnosing ADHD Questionnaire
Me: I don't talk too much in social situations, do I?
Mike: I'm pretty sure we can have whole conversations without me ever saying a word.
Me: Really?!
Mike: Absolutely. But I like it.