February 2012
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It's really cold in my office. All the time.
This means I’ll need to buy a lot of new sweaters.
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So maybe I did start singing R. Kelly when a PA offered me a lunch menu from Baby Blues BBQ.
My mind is tellin’ me no… but my body… my body…
… is not excited about my hummus and veggie wrap for lunch.
I know I make fun of people with dream boards, but...
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO RESIST A CINNAMON SUGAR CAKE DOUGHNUT??!!!
The Huffington Post wrote a story about my cat.
sarahmakesyoustronger:
True Story.
It’s right here.
If I weren’t deathly allergic to cats, Harold would be the first cat I cuddle.
“Why can’t everyone just chill the fuck out and go shopping?”
– Joanna, on the unnecessary drama that is the Gossip Girl wedding episode.
January 2012
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Probably my favorite Michael Jackson song ever,...
Reblog With Your Most Hated Cliché Phrases So That...
mercurypdx:
suitep:
aberjona:
6h057:
From a little known town called New York City
It is what it is.
At the end of the day.
Long story short…
Everything happens for a reason you guyzzzz.
Today on Facebook, NPR asked:
mercurypdx:
meow-sense:
thecranium:
HR specialists say boomer parents are advocating on behalf of young adult children, calling up to negotiate better benefits, protest a poor evaluation, etc. NPR seeks to interview people about this. Employers - have you experienced it? Parents - if you’ve done this, why? 20-something employees — if your parent has done this, did you appreciate...
A Double Dose of Nostalgia
Me: I went to this comedy show last night, and Howie Mandel dropped in. But all I wanted to hear was Bobby's voice.
Mom: Howie Mandel! I have him on cassette tape!
“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have...”
– Julia Child
“It’s too early for rap.”
– Mike, hating on my music while I make him drive me back from Big Bear to my office at 6am.
Two Very Important Pieces of News
S&P has downgraded the credit ratings of NINE countries in Europe.
Three bars next to Florida State have been closed down due to mold and E.coli poisoning.
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... and the unemployment rate just went down...
Only in LA...
… would I have better luck job-hunting while lying by a pool drinking champagne than sitting at my computer e-mailing cover letters and resumes.
“Those Cubans are on to something— they know how to take dirt cheap stuff...”
– Mike, summarizing all Cuban cuisine in one sentence.
The grass isn't greener on the other side; it's...
December 2011
“Haven’t you ever wondered about when the sun blows up and everyone’s...”
– Mia
Now I’m nervous.
“It’s colder than a meat locker in here!”
– Mia, who is 10, and most likely has no idea what a meat locker really is.
