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June 15, 2014
  • Me:
    Crap, I forgot I have to find something for my brother's birthday.
  • Co-worker:
    Isn't your brother really hot?
  • Me:
    You understand why I won't answer that, right?
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June 5, 2014
I WOKE UP LIKE DIS. #dakotadiaries #newhaircut

I WOKE UP LIKE DIS. #dakotadiaries #newhaircut

 
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June 2, 2014

To that one person who always freaks out over things that are completely under control

renderplease:

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Relevance.

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May 30, 2014

When you’re caught in the background of a shot and decide to just go with it.

wemaketv:

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Me. Tonight.

Because apparently putting up “Filming, Don’t Fucking Come in Here” signs outside isn’t a thing that happens.

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May 18, 2014
Well, that was one hell of an impulse purchase. #ouchgoddamnit

Well, that was one hell of an impulse purchase. #ouchgoddamnit

 
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May 7, 2014

We'll be in touch.

  • Girl in interview:
    So I went to the University of Miami...
  • Me:
    Nice! I went to Florida State.
  • Girl:
    Well, pretty sure we beat you guys this year in football HAHAHA!!
  • Me:
    No, you didn't. Because we beat everyone. That's what a National Championship means.
  • Girl:
    Oh HAHAHAHA I think I was thinking of a different season.
  • Me:
    Yes. You were.
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May 1, 2014
I guess it’s not an impulse buy when you’ve been pining over them for 5+ years.

I guess it’s not an impulse buy when you’ve been pining over them for 5+ years.

 
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April 28, 2014

Someone in my office just reminded me about the time at a work happy hour that I’d told everyone my savings account in college never went below $800, because someone once told me that’s how much abortions cost.

Which, depending on your feelings about the issue, either makes me really responsible or kind of awful.

But regardless of your opinions, I think we can all objectively agree that I need to not drink around my co-workers ever.

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April 19, 2014
#workhardplayhard (at Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino)

#workhardplayhard (at Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino)

 
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April 17, 2014
Look who has the bigger Easter basket… and the bigger ‘fro. #tbt

Look who has the bigger Easter basket… and the bigger ‘fro. #tbt

 
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