Brownie whoopie pies with cheesecake filling and a chocolate fudge drizzle.
STOP IT SELENA YOU’RE MAKING ME WANT TO GO BUY FLOUR AND BUTTER AND COCOA POWDER AND RUIN MY PLAN TO FIT INTO THE JEAN SHORTS I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS 17.
Just kidding. Send those with Simon when he comes for a visit.
Cherry Pies
My mom started a baking Tumblr, so now I have a new, more convenient way to be angry that I can’t eat everything that comes out of her oven.
Follow her if you want the occasional delicious morsel showing up on your Dashboard. :)
Also, note to Selena: SEND THAT SHIT VIA EXPRESS MAIL RIGHT NOW.
(via Inspired Breakfast Risotto. Arborio Rice, Citrus, Figs. - Healthy. Happy. Life.)
Someone turned my favorite Italian dish into sweet breakfast food? Mother of pearl…
Part 2 of 2 of “You’re Welcome Saturday”
“Coco Jambo” - Mr. President
Part 1 of 2 of “You’re Welcome Saturday”
“Tarzan Boy” - Baltimora
See if you can figure out all the movies on Stephen Wildish’s 1990s Film Alphabet. I got stumped on B, K, O, T, U, and V and ended up cheating.
Probably my favorite Michael Jackson song ever, covered by The Weeknd
“Dirty Diana” - The Weeknd
(Source: silenceeistheloudestcry)
So there’s this website called “thebestcolleges.org” (wtf?), and they’ve named Florida State one of the most beautiful colleges in the country. Yeah, cool, we already knew that.
But this is the main photo. Not Westcott Fountain, not our stadium that looks like a red brick castle, but this. This is a view of the Sweet Shop (a sandwich place), and an off-campus dorm called Southgate. Also, before this was built, it was the location of the bar where Ted Bundy met his prey.
And lastly, Heritage Grove is not “one of the most noteworthy areas of Florida State, featuring several interesting buildings and sports complexes as well the Westcott building.” It’s where they relocated most of the fraternity houses to keep the douchery and date rape a safe distance away from campus (unless, of course, all that changed in the 3 1/2 years since I’ve been there).
Get your shit straight, obscure website.
EDIT: They list Everest University and University of Phoenix as their Featured Colleges. All credibility = gone.
Reblog With Your Most Hated Cliché Phrases So That We May Write A Collective Suicide Note:
From a little known town called New York City
It is what it is.
At the end of the day.
Long story short…
Everything happens for a reason you guyzzzz.





